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Government Cost Cutting Measures June 13, 2012

Posted by nrhatch in Happiness, Humor, Joke, People.
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Wikipedia ~ Old Age (in Public Domain)

To help boost the failing economy, the Federal Government has just announced that the Immigration Department will start deporting senior citizens in order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs.

The rationale for the cost-saving measure is two-fold:

(1) Older people are easier to catch than illegal immigrants.

(2) Once deported, they will not remember how to get back home.

Thanks for the chuckle, Granny1947!

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If things are going according to plan, our reunion is at the halfway mark.

Life should return to “as usual” in the not-too-distant future.  Til then . . .

Aah . . . that’s better!