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May Day! . . . May Day! May 1, 2012

Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke, People.
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Donald Duck was staying in a posh hotel on the outskirts of London.

Late one evening, he called down to the Front Desk.

“Excuse me, will you please send some condoms up to my room?”

“Certainly, sir.  Shall we put them on your bill?”

“No!  Don’t do that!  . . . I couldn’t breathe!”

QUACK!~QUACK!~QUACK!~QUACK!~QUACK!

Donald quacks me up!

More?

OK . . .

A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts, “Excuse me, sir. Can you help me? I promised my friend I would meet him half an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”

The man below says, “You are in a red balloon hovering approximately 40 feet above this field. You are between 46 & 48 degrees N latitude and between 52 & 56 degrees W. longitude.”

Wikipedia ~ May Day (in Public Domain)

“You must be an engineer,” says the balloonist.

“Yes!  How did you know that?”

“Well, even though everything you told me is correct, I am still lost.”

The man below nods and says, “Aah . . . you must be in Management.”

“That’s right!  How did you know?”

“Well,” says the man below, “you don’t know where you are or where you are going. You made a promise which you have no idea how to keep.  You are in the exact same position you were in before we met . . . but now your problem is somehow my fault.”

Happy May Day!