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Ever Wonder . . . April 18, 2012

Posted by nrhatch in Blogging, Humor, Joke.
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Wikipedia ~ Tarzan the Fearless (in Public Domain)

Ever wonder . . .

* Why Tarzan doesn’t have a beard?

* Why we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

* Why banks charge a fee due to insufficient funds when they know we’re broke?

* Why we believe it when someone tells us that there are one billion stars in the universe but, if  someone tells us there is wet paint, we have to touch it to be sure?

* Why they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?

* Why no plastic bag will open from the first end you try?

* How those dead bugs get into enclosed light fixtures?

Fly* Why Superman can stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when someone tosses a revolver at him?

* Why kamikaze pilots wore helmets?

* Whose idea it was to put an “s” in the word “lisp”?

* Why we never hear father-in-law jokes?

* Why bubbles are always white no matter what color bubble bath we use?

* Whether there is ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

* Why people keep returning to the fridge hoping that something new to eat will have materialized?

* Why people run over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, and put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

* Why people try to keep the house as warm in winter as it was in summer when they complained about the heat?

BONUS JOKE:

Grumpy gusStatistics on sanity say that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness.

Think of your three best friends.

If they’re OK . . .

you. are. the. one.

Quote to ponder:  A day without a smile is like a day without sunshine! 

And a day without sunshine is like . . . night.

If you enjoyed these, thank Granny1947 . . . she sent them to me!