Heads . . . or Tails? April 8, 2012Posted by nrhatch in Food & Drink, Humor, Joke.
When you’re eating a chocolate bunny, which goes first? Heads . . . or tails?
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Just in time for Easter, a few resurrected jokes and chocolate quotes:
A guy wandering the beach found a bottle washed up on the sand. A genie popped out and gave him three wishes:
(1) “I want a million dollars.” Poof! A million dollars.
(2) “And a Jaguar convertible.” Poof! A Jaguar convertible.
(3) “Last wish. Hmm . . . I know! Make me irresistible to women.” Poof! The genie turned him into a box of chocolates.
Remember . . . dark chocolate is a Good Mood Food: “Chocolate possesses phenylethylamine, an amphetamine-like compound that acts as a natural mood enhancer, and theobromine, which is a mild stimulant. To reap the benefits of dark chocolate, it should be eaten regularly in small amounts.” [Top 100 Healing Foods, p. 117]
Put Eat Chocolate on your To Do list . . . and you’ll get at least One Thing done.