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Warning: Slow Load March 27, 2012

Posted by nrhatch in Art & Photography, Blogging, Humor.

I unsubscribed from several blogs this week because they l~o~a~d  s~o  s~l~o~w  that my computer gets distracted and drifts off to do something else.

Leaving me hanging . . .
Like a chad . . .
Twiddling my thumbs . . .

Waiting . . .

Still waiting . . .
Still waiting . . .

In each case, the bouncer at the front  door would NOT let me leave without signing the guest registry . . . even though my computer was FROZEN in cyber space and unable to respond to commands.

My only recourse?  Sneak out the back door by closing my browser.

I’m not up to speed on all the things that slow down the speed of websites opening their drawbridges to allow visitors to cross over the cyber moat but one of the prime offenders is . . . over-sized red suspenders.

Attribution: WyrdLight.com

Or any other photograph that is larger than needed for web viewing.

Before uploading graphics to your post, cut them down to size.  Resizing won’t hurt them.

But it will make your cyber castle more accessible to peasants.

Like me.

Aah . . . that’s better!