Upside Down February 17, 2012
Posted by nrhatch in Art & Photography, Music & Dance.33 comments
Upside Down
Ooh, you turn me
Inside out
And round and round
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My First . . . February 17, 2012
Posted by nrhatch in Blogging, Fiction, Humor, Word Play.33 comments
Am I doing this right?
Hmm . . . I’m not sure.
This position is uncomfortable.
Relax.
I feel like a pretzel . . . tied up in twisted up knots.
Unwind.
I can’t feel my leg . . . it’s going to sleep.
Relax.
I am relaxed! I’m numb from the waist down.
Shift a bit.
Aah . . . that’s better.
Now I’ve got a cramp in my leg.
Ooh . . . better. That feels good. Keep going.
Wait! I’ve got a crick in my neck. I need to change positions again.
Ooh . . . nice.
Crap! Did I turn off the coffee maker?
Don’t worry about it.
And the cat . . . did I let the cat in?
Stop thinking.
I can’t stop thinking.
Let it go.
This is hard.
We’re doing great.
This is so s~t~r~a~n~g~e. I wonder if it feels this awkward to everyone the first time.
Probably.
This is way harder than I thought it would be.
Lots of people enjoy it.
Why would anyone enjoy doing this?! It’s torture being twisted up like this.
You just need to relax.
I can’t relax . . . I feel like I should be doing something else.
Be here now.
Wait! I need to move my butt a little to the left.
OK . . . that’s better.
I should have put on a CD to drown out all the noise.
The noise is all in your head.
I’m still not sure if I’m doing this right.
Keep breathing.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Aah . . . that’s better!
Meditation . . . like other “firsts” . . . improves with practice.
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