But I Don’t WANNA Be An Onion November 25, 2011
Posted by nrhatch in Food & Drink, Humor, Mindfulness, Poetry.trackback
‘Twas the day after Thanksgiving
And tummies were bloated
Stuffing and potatoes
Had all been demoted
A cook entered her kitchen
With true trepidation
Wondering what she should serve
To lingering friends & relations
Grabbing a huge soup pot
The cook commenced chopping
Soon fumes from an onion
Caused tears to start dropping
From a bowl on the counter
A small onion gave a great sigh
“I don’t WANNA be an onion
And make people cry!”
“Cooks cutting carrots
Have eyes that stay dry
I don’t WANNA be an onion
And make people cry!”
A voice from the sideboard
From a pie shunted aside
Heard the small onion and,
With compassion, replied:
“It’s true that onions
Have a strong perfume
With aromas that quickly
Permeate the room
“But when making chili,
Casseroles, soups, and stews
The onion is the Secret
Ingredient cooks choose”
“Why is that?” asked the onion
To the kind pumpkin pie
But a man’s loud {{burp}}
Was the only reply
Thoughts to Ponder:
* Nature does not ask, “what do they want me to be?” Its glory lies in its authenticity.
* When you stop hiding who you are, you have more energy to become more fully who you want to be.
* And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud, was more painful than the risk it took to blossom. ~ Anais Nin
* I always wanted to be somebody . . . now I realize I should have been more specific. ~ Lily Tomlin
* The easiest way to transform the world is to change your perspective.
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Thanks, Gitika!
Love it. I wouldn’t want to be an onion either.
Onions are like Ogres (think Shrek) . . . they have layers! 😉
Onions are declicious.
One of my favorite “secret ingredients” in STUFFING! nom nom 😀
Did a soup too. Carcass for broth, turkey scraps, carrots, celery but just a few slivers of onion. Saved in mason jars and will add touch of egg noodles when ready to eat.
Making soup is a great way to get more for your $’s. 😀
I love the Simpsons holiday episodes! What, that’s totally related.
It IS totally related!
Homer is the guy
Who ate the pie
{{burp}}
Before it could spill the beans. 😉
My grandmother always maintained that peeling an onion was a good way to get grit out of the eyes. ‘Life’, she would say, ‘gives a lot of grit’.
Tears are a good way to wash away built up toxins (the grit of life) from within. Smart grandmother! 😀
I have tried everything to deter the tears when peeling the humble onion…nothing has worked. But I will never give up my love of the onion.
When I wore contacts, the lenses protected my eyes and kept me from crying. Now, I just chop onions at arms length so the fume are farther from my eyes.
I’m like you . . . onions add deliciousness to many dishes.
* When you stop hiding who you are, you have more energy to become more fully who you want to be.*
Nice one!
I’ve found that to be quite true in my life. Now, I can honestly say that “who I am is who I want to be.”
(Most of the time, anyway). 😛
I enjoyed the onion ditty. Making people cry has an onion all cut up about it? 🙂
The ponderous thoughts are weighty!
Thanks, Colonialist. You’re right . . . onions are complex creatures (and excellent cut ups). 😛
I have often thought the onion is akin to salt in its necessity. Lovely poem. The onion is just perfect as an onion.
I agree! Raw onion is a bit harsh . . . but onion soup or sauteed onions add a layer of yumminess that tickles my tastebuds.
This was delicious read! Was smiling at the onion’s concerns and the burp reply. 🙂
This message’s wording caught my attention:
Nature does not ask, “what do they want me to be?” Its glory lies in its authenticity.” Nature is indeed a teacher.
Thanks . . . glad you enjoyed the punchline of the poem. 😉
We can learn much from nature’s acceptance of its unique and diverse qualities and characteristics. We each have something special to offer.
I always wanted to be somebody . . . now I realize I should have been more specific. ~ Lily Tomlin
I saw Lilly interviewed here once – VERY good! Amazing woman.
She has always been a favorite of mine as she elicits laughter and offers insights into WHO we are at the core. 😀
Mmmmmmmmm. Pumpkin pie. And soup always warms the heart and soul.
When the weather outside is frightful . . . soup is so delightful! 😀
Haha – delightfully metaphoric, Nancy
Thanks, bluebee! We each have something special to offer to the world. 😉
I love onions… and try to add them to many dishes… 🙂
A nuance all their own. 😀
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