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The Farmer’s Cock August 21, 2011

Posted by nrhatch in Art & Photography, Humor, Joke, Word Play.
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Once upon a time, a farmer had a cock . . .

The farmer’s cock, a randy rooster, ruled the roost.

He serviced the chickens, the ducks, the geese, and even made an occasional play for the four-legged inhabitants on the farm.

The farmer admonished the rooster to stop all that cock-a-doodle doing  before the cock wore itself out and withered away to nothing.

The randy rooster refused to listen.

He continued cock-a-doodle doing from sunrise to sunset.

One day, the farmer came upon the rooster lying face up in the middle of the farm yard . . . dead.

The farmer shook his head at the withered cock, “See!  I knew you would wear yourself out with all that bandying about and cock-a-doodle doing!”

The cock cocked open one eye, pointed at the sky, and whispered, “Shhh . . . buzzards!”

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Artwork by Prescott Sculpture ~ Wild Animal Sculptures move in the wind.

La~La~Land and ENOUGH! August 21, 2011

Posted by nrhatch in Blogging, Health & Wellness, Humor.
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Paula is off in La-La-Land enjoying all the potent pain meds her surgeon, Dr. Cutting, gave her for post-op recovery.

(Yes, Dr. Cutting is his real name.  Weird, huh?)

Anyway, before going under the knife for the 9th (!) time, she asked a few faithful followers to fill in as guest bloggers.

Of course, we agreed.

Sandra filled in Friday ~ The Celestial Wonders of Creation

Kate filled in yesterday ~ The Atomic Worm

My turn today ~ ENOUGH!

If you have a chance, swing round to Reflections from a Cloudy Mirror and wish Paula a speedy recovery.

And remind her that drugs are bad . . . umkay?

She’s obviously had MORE than Enough . . . Help!  Help!

Some people just can’t handle mind altering drugs.  

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