The Farmer’s Cock August 21, 2011
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Once upon a time, a farmer had a cock . . .
The farmer’s cock, a randy rooster, ruled the roost.
He serviced the chickens, the ducks, the geese, and even made an occasional play for the four-legged inhabitants on the farm.
The farmer admonished the rooster to stop all that cock-a-doodle doing before the cock wore itself out and withered away to nothing.
The randy rooster refused to listen.
He continued cock-a-doodle doing from sunrise to sunset.
One day, the farmer came upon the rooster lying face up in the middle of the farm yard . . . dead.
The farmer shook his head at the withered cock, “See! I knew you would wear yourself out with all that bandying about and cock-a-doodle doing!”
The cock cocked open one eye, pointed at the sky, and whispered, “Shhh . . . buzzards!”
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Artwork by Prescott Sculpture ~ Wild Animal Sculptures move in the wind.
La~La~Land and ENOUGH! August 21, 2011
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Paula is off in La-La-Land enjoying all the potent pain meds her surgeon, Dr. Cutting, gave her for post-op recovery.
(Yes, Dr. Cutting is his real name. Weird, huh?)
Anyway, before going under the knife for the 9th (!) time, she asked a few faithful followers to fill in as guest bloggers.
Of course, we agreed.
Sandra filled in Friday ~ The Celestial Wonders of Creation
Kate filled in yesterday ~ The Atomic Worm
My turn today ~ ENOUGH!
If you have a chance, swing round to Reflections from a Cloudy Mirror and wish Paula a speedy recovery.
And remind her that drugs are bad . . . umkay?
She’s obviously had MORE than Enough . . . Help! Help!
Some people just can’t handle mind altering drugs.
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