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Lookie Loo . . . A Bathroom Redo! July 29, 2011

Posted by nrhatch in Home & Garden, Humor, Joke, Word Play.
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Our shower stall is not in great shape.

Tired of looking at the once white (now gray) grout,  we started exploring the idea of redoing the master bath.

We went across the street to Harbour Isles and checked out their model homes and picked out the bathroom we would like to have:

From there, we headed round to the home improvement store to price tiles, fixtures, cabinets, toilets, medicine chests.  In short order, we decided we do not have enough money to transform our bath from where it is to where we want it to be.

Somewhat relieved, we put that project on hold and turned our attention elsewhere.  We did not have to look far before we found the perfect project to tackle.  Even more than ours, Tigger’s Loo desperately needed a redo:

Yesterday, for the grand total of $18, BFF completed building a new and improved throne for the King of our Castle:

We are confident that Tigger will not bemoan the fact that it does not have double sinks or granite countertops.

Like us, he’s easy to please!

And, now, to join in Sidey’s Weekend Theme ~ Joke, a bit of bathroom humor:

A stranger, seated next to a young girl on an airplane, turned to her and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go faster if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passengers.”

The young girl, an avid reader who had just opened her book, Too Much Stuff, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, “What would you like to talk about?”

“Oh, I don’t know,” said the stranger.  “How about nuclear power?”

“OK,” she said. “That could be an interesting topic.  But first let me ask you a question.  A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass – yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?”

The stranger, visibly surprised by the young girl’s intelligence, thinks about it and says, “Hmm, I have no idea.”

To which the future Op-Ed contributor replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don’t know shit?”

Source:  e-mail from an unknown author, edited

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