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Oyez . . . Oyez . . . Oyez . . . June 6, 2011

Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Word Play.
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Wikipedia ~ Judge (in Public Domain)

Oyez! Oyez! Oyez!  

This Honorable Court, now sitting in and for the State of Florida is now in session.  The Honorable George K. Brown, presiding.

All persons having business before the Court are admonished to draw near and give their attention, for the Court is now sitting.

God save the United States and this Honorable Court!

Juror #143?
oyezzzzz . . . .

Juror #143!
yezzzzz?

Wake up!  There’s no napping on the job.  This is jury duty.  This is serious business.  We’re paying you $15 a day to sit up and pay attention.  Do you understand?

Oh yezzzz!

I’m off to jury duty.  See you soon . . . unless I’m sequestered.