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Six Question Saturday February 12, 2011

Posted by nrhatch in Blogging, Humor.
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What happens when you miss posting Five Question Friday?

Add a bonus question and post as Six Question Saturday. Or Seven Question Sunday if you excel at  procrastinating.

1. Would you rather be on ABC’s Extreme Home Make-Over or TLC’s What not to Wear?

Home Make-Over.  I know “what not to wear” . . . and wear it anyway.  It’s my way of flipping the bird at the folks in Milan who design hideous creations to encourage wardrobe rotation.

2. Do you have any tattoos?

No.  Just 2 holes in my head ~ one piercing in each ear.

3. Do you tell your kids about things you did growing up?

No.  We decided not to have kids for fear that they would hear what I did growing up.

4. If the traffic signal turns yellow, do you stop or speed up?

I stop and meditate . . . on the mantra patience.

5. What’s your preference: chocolate or chips?

Seriously?  That’s a trick question!  Trick questions deserve tricky answers.  (I learned that from the best lawyers in the business.)

Potato Chips dipped in Dark Chocolate (or White Chocolate Pretzels).

Salty. Sweet. Chocolate. Crunch.  Munch all you want ~ they’ll make more.

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And, now, for the BONUS question,  from The Daily Post WordPress Prompt:

6.  Would you rather be super intelligent or extremely good looking?

Hmm . . . tough call.  Judge Judy would say, Beauty Fades, Dumb is Forever, which implies brains before beauty is the way to go.  But there’s that niggling maxim ~ to whom much is given, much is expected.

People look to the “super intelligent” to solve the world’s problems.  There is only ONE problem . . . too many people.  The solution:  “Stop having sex!”   Who wants to hear that?

If you’re all beauty and no brains, you have a much easier time of it ~ just sit around and look pretty.  “I want a job like that . . . ”

No rules.  Just write!

What about you?  Beauty or Brains?  Chips or Chocolate?  Home Make-Over or Fashion Upgrade?  Share your answers here, then head over to My Little Life to see how 122 (+/-) other (more timely) bloggers responded.

Related posts:  Five Question Friday (Stacey) * Five Question Friday (Jeanne’s Blog) * Five Question Friday (My Little Life) * Look ~ A No-Brainer (Tilly Bud, The Laughing Housewife) * Would You Rather Be Super Intelligent or Extremely Good Looking? (Gitika Partington’s Blog)