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Resolute in our Resolve ~ Part 4 December 29, 2010

Posted by nrhatch in Humor.
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200px-March-hareI have good news and bad news.

This is the last installment.

No, that’s not the GOOD news, that’s the BAD news.

The Good News is that we have eight more quotes to enjoy before we have to start working on our New Year’s Resolutions:

25. “If he were any more stupid, he’d have to be watered twice a week.”

26. “If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you’d get change.”

27. “If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.”

28. “It’s hard to believe he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm.”

29. “One neuron short of a synapse.”

30. “Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled.”

31. “Takes him 2 hours to watch ’60-minutes’.”

32. “The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.”

Feel better?

Just remember, in setting your New Year’s Resolutions, the goal should be Progress, not Perfection.

For some wonderful advice in selecting a One Word Resolution:  One Powerful Word ~ A Simple Approach to New Year’s Resolutions

Previous installments of Resolute in our Resolve ~ Part 1 * Part 2 * Part 3

Inspired by Side View’s Weekend Theme ~ Resolutions Unresolved.

Comments»

1. Debra - December 29, 2010

Progress…yes. I like it! Thank you for the smiles today

nrhatch - December 29, 2010
2. Cindy - December 29, 2010

I’ll borrow #32, thanks 🙂

nrhatch - December 29, 2010

#28 is my favorite. 😉

3. Joanne Fruin - December 29, 2010

#’s 26 & 30 — Yep!

nrhatch - December 29, 2010

A “penny for his thoughts” is definitely a zinger.

4. Booksphotographsandartwork - December 29, 2010

26,27 and 30 are my favorites.

nrhatch - December 29, 2010

#26 ~ like listening to a empty conch shell. 😉


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