Resolute in our Resolve ~ Part 3 December 28, 2010
Posted by nrhatch in Humor.trackback
I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling pretty good about myself right now.
Based on these quotes from performance reviews of government personnel, I may not even make any New Year’s Resolutions for 2011:
17. “He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room.”
18. “When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell.”
19. “If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he’s the other one.”
20. “A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on.”
21. “A prime candidate for natural de selection.”
22. “Donated his brain to science before he was done using it.”
23. “Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn’t coming.”
24. “He’s got two brains cells, one is lost and the other is out looking for it.”
Stay tuned!
Resolute in our Resolve ~ Part 4 tomorrow.
Inspired by Side View’s Weekend Theme ~ Resolutions Unresolved.
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Spirit Lights The Way 
Your writing is a such a joy!
Glad you’re enjoying these posts. The quotes aren’t mine ~ I borrowed them from somewhere (and can’t even remember where). I just did the intros. When my nieces leave later today, I’ll start writing again.
My faves ~ #18, #24
They all remind me of George Dubya Bush, actually ;p
I almost used his avatar for one of the posts! 🙂
#17, 20, 22, and 24 literally made me laugh out loud!
My BFF and I both LOL’d a few times at the excellent imagery used to create a sense of “vacant space for rent.”
Very funny. I can’t wait for part 4
We finish the four part series tomorrow, and then I’ll get back to more “serious” writing . . . with a bit of humor tossed in here and there.
Because if we didn’t laugh, we would all go insane. 😉
Hi Nance, I’ve had a great time reading your blog. It’s a hoot! Thanks for the laughs, Elizabeth
Glad Duke featured you this morning!
LOL on #’s 21, 22, & 24… Maybe because of their references to genetics and biology… Whereas we know they wouldn’t be nice in some cases — but hey, this is really about people who don’t use what they supposedly have been given, right…?
Like you said before, Forrest, “Stupid is as…”
So, is George Dubya Bush slam-able or piti-able…?
Another version I’ve heard of #24… “He’s got two brain cells left, and one is chasing the other one around with an ice-pick.”
Glad you enjoyed . . . and added to the list!
I love the train one…level crossings will never be the same again!
All aboard . . .
The train has left the station!
Fibromyalgia makes me feel like number 24 most of the time. I used to have a friend who had a brain tumor and we would go off we joked that together we made one entire brain.
ok see there. i meant to say when we would go off together, shopping etc.
I feel like I’m missing a few brain cells of my own about now. Glad that the holidays are winding down. 🙂