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Resolute in our Resolve ~ Part 2 December 27, 2010

Posted by nrhatch in Humor.

Ready for some more hilarious quotes from government employee performance appraisals?

Here’s what our tax dollars buy us these days in the field of human resources:

9. “This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better.”

10. “Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.”

11. “A gross ignoramus ~ 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.”

12. “She has taken all aspects of her job to previously unexplored levels of space.”

13. “I would like to go hunting with him sometime.”

14. “He’s been working with glue too much.”

15. “He doesn’t have ulcers, but he’s a carrier.”

16. “He would argue with a signpost.”

Resolute in our Resolve ~ Part 3.

Inspired by Side View’s Weekend Theme ~ Resolutions Unresolved.


1. duke1959 - December 27, 2010

How funny!

nrhatch - December 27, 2010

My faves on this list are the last two.

Of course, I would argue with a signpost. It’s good practice. 😉

2. Naomi - December 27, 2010

Hilarious! I’m holding my stomach 😀

nrhatch - December 27, 2010

Reading these makes me feel better about my own on-the-job performance . . . is that wrong? 😉

3. Carol Ann Hoel - December 27, 2010

Tsk. Very funny. Ha! Blessings…

nrhatch - December 27, 2010

Poking fun at anonymous government employees does not give me “cause for pause” . . . but if I knew “these people” I would feel bad making fun of their obvious deficiencies.

Like the government, they are operating in the red. 🙂

4. Joanne Fruin - December 27, 2010

Nancy, where would we be without standards with which to measure ourselves against…? Can’t possibly be wrong…!

My fav is #12 😀

nrhatch - December 27, 2010

Exactly! How we look depends so much on choosing the “right” frame of reference. 😉

5. Maggie - December 27, 2010

#11 and #16 are my favorites!

nrhatch - December 27, 2010

#11 is quite clever. 😉

6. Artswebshow - December 27, 2010

Ha ha, these are too funny.
Do people actually write these kind of things in appraisals. lol

nrhatch - December 27, 2010

Probably not too often, but sometimes.

7. Ollin - December 27, 2010


nrhatch - December 27, 2010

Running these has been fun while I spend time with my nieces.

8. jannatwrites - December 27, 2010

My review is due at the end of the week. I’ll keep an eye out for any of these comments 🙂

I can’t pick a favorite because they were all too funny. Thanks, I needed that on a Monday!

nrhatch - December 27, 2010

Good luck with your review! Hope you end the year on a high note.

9. Cindy - December 28, 2010

Bwahahaha, thanks for the laugh!

nrhatch - December 28, 2010

Looks like these filled the bill so that I could focus on my nieces’ visit. 🙂

They leave tomorrow and I’ll be back to more regular posting and commenting on Thursday.

10. kateshrewsday - December 28, 2010

LOL! I did actually have a friend called Martin who spent a lot of time one night talking to a keep left sign…

nrhatch - December 28, 2010

I really enjoy arguing with STOP signs ~ they are SO bossy. 🙂

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