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Resolute in our Resolve ~ Part 2 December 27, 2010

Posted by nrhatch in Humor.

Ready for some more hilarious quotes from government employee performance appraisals?

Here’s what our tax dollars buy us these days in the field of human resources:

9. “This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better.”

10. “Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.”

11. “A gross ignoramus ~ 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.”

12. “She has taken all aspects of her job to previously unexplored levels of space.”

13. “I would like to go hunting with him sometime.”

14. “He’s been working with glue too much.”

15. “He doesn’t have ulcers, but he’s a carrier.”

16. “He would argue with a signpost.”

Resolute in our Resolve ~ Part 3.

Inspired by Side View’s Weekend Theme ~ Resolutions Unresolved.