Resolute in our Resolve December 26, 2010
Posted by nrhatch in Humor.trackback
It’s time (almost) to turn our attention to New Year’s Resolutions.
To get our wheels turning about where there might be room for improvement in our lives, here are some hilarious quotes taken from Governmental Employee Performance Appraisals (including Public School Employees).
Proof, once again, that our tax dollars are NOT always well spent:
1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached rock-bottom and has started to dig.”
2. “I would not allow this employee to breed.”
3. “This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definite won’t be.”
4. “Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.”
5. “This young lady has delusions of adequacy.”
6. “When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet.”
7. “He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.”
8. “This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.”
Resolute in our Resolve ~ Part 2.
Inspired by Side View’s Weekend Theme ~ Resolutions Unresolved.
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How funny!
#5 is my fave! 🙂
Golden oldies. Love ’em!
I don’t even remember where or when I saw these the first time. They still make me laugh.
#8 — LOL..!
As Forest would say, “Stupid is as stupid does.” 😉
Very funny–but kinda sad too. Once upon a time I was in management and #4 is too often the case.
I agree. I’ve had people working for me that fell into that category. But I had many, many more who were “self starters.”
LOL!! Great post, Nancy! Looking forward to the next one…oh, and I love the moose 🙂
I love the moose too. The next installment is quite funny too.
haha! – #8 is my fave, I think – but they’re all ‘good’…
Imagine having something like this recorded in your “permanent record” at work. 🙂
Very funny. Rock bottom.. begins to dig? Ha! You gotta give kudos for tenacity. Thanks for sharing a good laugh. Blessings…
You’re welcome, Carol Ann. We all need a good laugh now and then.
Oh my gosh those are hysterical. Reminds me of a supervisor I had once who couldn’t read!!!! I was so mad when I discovered that.
That’s too funny ~ and annoying. 😉
…when I discovered that fact. Neither of those sound right. I am having one of those days.
Me too! I feel like some of the employees described above. 😉
very funny…actually you perfectly described some of the people I work with…
They are out there! 🙂
Bwhahahahahahahaaaaaa!
Honest assessment of capabilities in the workplace identifies areas for future growth. 😉
LOL Food for thought, Nancy, I’m in there somewhere…
Not so! You are a stellar self-starter, Kate.
You washed the outside windows in the snow . . . while supervising two wee ones. 😉