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Resolute in our Resolve December 26, 2010

Posted by nrhatch in Humor.
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It’s time (almost) to turn our attention to New Year’s Resolutions.

To get our wheels turning about where there might be room for improvement in our lives, here are some hilarious quotes taken from Governmental Employee Performance Appraisals (including Public School Employees).

Proof, once again, that our tax dollars are NOT always well spent:

1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached rock-bottom and has started to dig.”

2. “I would not allow this employee to breed.”

3. “This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definite won’t be.”

4. “Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.”

5. “This young lady has delusions of adequacy.”

6.  “When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet.”

7. “He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.”

8. “This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.”

Resolute in our Resolve ~ Part 2.

Inspired by Side View’s Weekend Theme ~ Resolutions Unresolved.