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That’s Funny! September 25, 2010

Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke, Word Play.
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A 100 watt ultraviolet light bulb.

Wikipedia ~ Black Light (in Public Domain)

Light bulbs jokes . . .

Knock Knock jokes . . .

Whether they seem funny often depends upon whether your sense of humor is screwed in tight or missing a screw.

Q. How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Laughing at silly jokes requires that you allow your funny bone to be tickled.

When you have a choice between laughing and taking offense . . . which do you choose?

I choose laughter.  Every time.

Life improves with laughter.

* * * * *

A: Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.

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1. Richard W Scott - September 25, 2010

))

nrhatch - September 25, 2010

Life . . . an amusing kaleidoscope of lights, mirrors, and distorted images.

2. Loreen Lee - September 25, 2010

I’m so pleased that you found the light in the feminist bulb ‘not funny’. I myself thought it was hilarious, but then we’re probably talking about different feminists. They have changed somewhat since my day. Change is always good?

nrhatch - September 25, 2010

You misunderstood. “That’s not funny!” is the punchline:

Q: How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: That’s not funny!!!

Loreen Lee - September 25, 2010

I wrote my reply on the Uphill Writing blog. Won’t trouble you with it directly. Too many changes going on.

3. Paula - September 25, 2010

Q: How many women with PMS does it take to
change a light bulb?

A: Seven.
(BECAUSE I SAID SO!!!!!!!!!)

nrhatch - September 25, 2010

Hey! Last time you told that joke you said the answer was Four!!!

https://nrhatch.wordpress.com/2010/08/02/a-politically-incorrect-joke/

8) 😉

4. Paula - September 25, 2010

Yep! And now the answer’s 10 – DEAL WITH IT!!!!!

5. cindy - September 26, 2010

How many Editors does it take to change a light bulb ?

Two. One to change the bulb and the other to send out a rejection slip to the old bulb !

nrhatch - September 26, 2010

Excellent! 8)

An original Cin? I didn’t see that on my travels through light bulb land yesterday.

6. bendedspoon - September 26, 2010

How many billionaires
does it take to change a light bulb?

None. they’ll replace the mansion! 🙂

nrhatch - September 26, 2010

That’s great! 8)

I’ll have a McMansion to go, please.


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