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Fun with Words: Premature Ejackulation September 12, 2010

Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Word Play.
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Premature Ejackulation \pre-ma-tur  e-jak-u-la-shun\ n.  1 :  the practice of displaying Halloween costumes before Labor Day, and Christmas  trees before Halloween  2 : a serious sexual  faux pas or blunder  3 : a sudden unexpected ill-timed utterance  erupting without conscious thought  4 : any socially unacceptable emission which the ejackulator desperately wishes to recall

Consultant:  Bill the Cat

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Related posts:  Fun with Words: Sarchasm * Absolute Balderdash * Fun with Words: Misfits * Fun with Words:  Acklimate * Fun with Words: Ackcessory * Fun with Words:  Ackcolade

Graphic: Guy Berkeley “Berke” Breathed

Comments

1. SandySays1 - September 12, 2010

Great! LOL! How about 5. “The consistent practice in any endeavour of getting off before getting on.”
Sandy
http://www.sandysays1.wordpress.com

nrhatch - September 12, 2010

Good one, SandySays

2. aardvarkian - September 12, 2010

I should have seen that one coming…

nrhatch - September 12, 2010

I’ve had tons of fun ACKing about this week.

3. cindy - September 12, 2010

bwahahahahaha …major ACK!!!

nrhatch - September 12, 2010

I had to save the best ACK! for last. ; )

4. Agatha82 - September 12, 2010

That was a great ACK 🙂

nrhatch - September 12, 2010

My favorite of the bunch. ; )

5. souldipper - September 12, 2010

“I had to save the best ACK! for last.” Premature e-jeck-u-la-tion?

nrhatch - September 12, 2010

You would think! English language is so bizarre:

Why do we eject ejaculation?

Why not ejact ejaculation?
Or eject ejeculation? ; )

6. Julie - September 12, 2010

Hilarious! Thank you for giving me a laugh-out-loud moment today.

nrhatch - September 13, 2010

I’ve had a ton of fun with Bill the Cat and his terrific ACK! this week.

I’ll have to think up some new sound to play around with in the coming days.


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