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Fun with Numbers: Numerology September 12, 2010

Posted by nrhatch in Blogging, Happiness, Magick & Mystery.
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Today, I’m re-blogging an article from You Were Born That Way’s blog.

In O.K. Here It Is ~ The Big Question, Nancy Fairbrother shares insights into Numerology with readers, demonstrating how to reveal life purpose using your birth name and the Chaldean Conversion Code . . .

220px-Lightning_striking_the_Eiffel_Tower_-_NOAAUsing the full name on my birth certificate, I followed the simple steps and ended up with “5” . . . FREEDOM!

5.  Your purpose is to embody freedom, sharing your enthusiasm with the world. You are the ultimate salesperson.

Qualities: likeable, outgoing, versatile, adventurous, curious, clever, energetic, expansive, and sensual; glib, restless, stubborn, irresponsible, addictive, excessive, resentful.

Express freedom by being true to yourself instead of trying to show the world you can’t be controlled.

Perfect!  Except that I resent being called “resentful.”

If you’ve read my brief bio, you may have noticed that freedom and autonomy are the central themes of my life quest for happiness.

Check out the full article and see what insights it offers to you!

Are you happy? This could be the most important question in your life. Here’s why – when you are happy, you are living your purpose. No kidding. Too simple, you say? What if you chose your life purpose before you were born? What if, in your subconscious mind, you know exactly what you are here for? What if you placed a code here that would reveal all the information you need to live a happy, fulfilling life? Even if you think this is absurd, woo- … Read More

via Youwerebornthatway’s Blog

Fun with Words: Premature Ejackulation September 12, 2010

Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Word Play.
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Premature Ejackulation \pre-ma-tur  e-jak-u-la-shun\ n.  1 :  the practice of displaying Halloween costumes before Labor Day, and Christmas  trees before Halloween  2 : a serious sexual  faux pas or blunder  3 : a sudden unexpected ill-timed utterance  erupting without conscious thought  4 : any socially unacceptable emission which the ejackulator desperately wishes to recall

Consultant:  Bill the Cat

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Related posts:  Fun with Words: Sarchasm * Absolute Balderdash * Fun with Words: Misfits * Fun with Words:  Acklimate * Fun with Words: Ackcessory * Fun with Words:  Ackcolade

Graphic: Guy Berkeley “Berke” Breathed

Airing Dirty Laundry September 12, 2010

Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke, Mindfulness.
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Wikipedia ~ Window (in Public Domain)

A young couple moved into a new apartment.

The next morning, the young woman noticed her neighbor hanging the wash outside, and commented, “That laundry is not very clean.   Perhaps she needs better laundry soap.”

Her husband looked out the window without comment.

Every time her neighbor hung her wash on the line, the young woman made  similar comments, “Her laundry looks terrible.  Perhaps she doesn’t know how to wash clothes correctly.”

One morning, a month or so after moving in, the woman looked out and saw clean wash hanging on the line.

She called out to her husband, “Look, her clothes are clean!  She must have switched laundry detergent.”

Her husband laughed, “No.  I got up early this morning and cleaned our windows.”

And so it is with life.

What we see depends on the clarity of the window through which we look.

Inspiration:  e-mail unknown author

Related post:  Do What You Say and Say What You Do