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Absolute Balderdash! September 4, 2010

Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke, Word Play.

More Fun with Words!

Take any word from the English Dictionary, and supply an alternate meaning that tickles your funny bone.

Or makes you GOL ~  Groan Out Loud.

A few examples (culled from anonymous e-mails) to get you started: 

1. Coffee, n. The person upon whom one coughs.

2. Flabbergasted, adj.  Astounded by recent weight gain.

3. Abdicate, v.  To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

4. Esplanade, v.  To attempt an explanation while inebriated.

5. Willy-nilly, adj. Unable to copulate; impotent. 

6. Negligent, adj.  Neglectfully leaving the house wearing only a negligée.

7. Gargoyle, n.  Olive-flavored mouthwash.

8. Balderdash, n.  A rapidly receding hairline.

9. Pokemon, n.  A proctologist.

10. Rectitude, n.  The formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.

More Fun with Words on the way!


1. cindy - September 5, 2010

lol @ 5!!!

nrhatch - September 5, 2010

Tomorrow, I’m posting an “original” GOL creation ~ it popped into my head on a bike ride yesterday. ; )

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