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Fun with Words: Sarchasm September 3, 2010

Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke, Word Play.
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More Fun with Words! 

Take a word from the English dictionary.  Alter it (by adding,  subtracting, or changing one letter). 

Supply an amusing definition.

A few examples (culled from anonymous e-mails) to get you started: 

1. Cashtration:  The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

2. Intaxication:  Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

3. Reintarnation:  Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

4. Bozone layer:  The substance surrounding dense people that stops bright ideas from penetrating.  

5. Foreploy: An intentional misrepresentation employed to “get lucky.”

6.  Sarchasm:  The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn’t get it.

7. Karmageddon: It’s like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right?  And then, like, the Earth explodes and it’s, like, a serious bummer.

8. Beelzebug:  A Satanic mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

10. Osteopornosis:  A degenerate disease.

More Fun with Words coming soon!

Comments»

1. aardvarkian - September 3, 2010

Histeria: a man-rant!

Hermaneutics: a woman’s reaction to a man-rant!

Made up, on the spot, by an aardvark 😉

nrhatch - September 3, 2010

Excellent! Thanks, JM

2. Mstrongair - September 3, 2010

hahaha

nrhatch - September 3, 2010

I’m glad you forded this stream of sarchasm so easily!


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