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Live, Laugh, and Learn August 29, 2010

Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke, Word Play.
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Lexophiles love words, especially a good play on words (or even a bad play on words). 

Most of these puns came from e-mails I’ve saved over the years.  A few are of more recent vintage.  

These fun puns remind us to Live, Laugh, and Learn:

1.  Did you hear about the professor who went crazy on his blackboard?

Yeah.  He really did a number on it.

2.  He had a photographic memory.

Too bad it was never developed.

3.  When fish are in schools, what’s their favorite elective?

They sometimes take da bait. 

4.  A backward poet writes inverse.

5.  Why did the geologist go back to school?

He realized his earthquake theory was on shaky ground.

6.  To write with a  broken pencil is pointless. 

7.  What do you call the Local Area Network in Australia?

The LAN down under.

8.  No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.

9.  What happens to those who get too big for their britches?

They’re exposed in the end.

10.  You are stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.  

Stay tuned. 

More Fun with Puns tomorrow.

Can’t wait?

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1. Paula - August 29, 2010

Along those same lines, these are “conversations overheard” that we used to make up when I was in college:

“So, I says to my one-legged wife Peg, I said, “Peg?” I said. . .

So, I says to one one-eyed wife Aggie, I said, “Aggie?” I said. . .

*groan*

nrhatch - August 29, 2010

Ha.
Good groaners, Paula.

2. Paula - August 29, 2010

BTW, I did a humor post yesterday – hope I still have the friend who “inspired me.” You’ll have to read the post to know what I’m talking about. . .sort of a rant!

nrhatch - August 29, 2010

Will do.

3. cindy - August 29, 2010

Enjoy these immensely.
BTW, I hope you don’t mind; I ‘stole’ your 10 Ways to attract positive energy …

nrhatch - August 30, 2010

The more people who focus on the positives, the better . . .

SPREAD THE WORD!

I haven’t been around today, I’ll do so shortly.

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