A Politically Incorrect Joke August 2, 2010
Posted by nrhatch in Happiness, Humor, Joke, Mindfulness, People.trackback
Dear Gentle Readers:
At the outset, I must warn you that this joke is politically incorrect, relying as it does on sexist stereotypes and characterizations to elicit laughter and tickle our funny bone chakras.
Nevertheless, it makes me laugh out loud every time it enters my stream of consciousness.
So, I’m going to share it with you here, knowing that my reputation as a purveyor of spiritual truth is at stake . . . and that you may condemn both the joke and me to your cyber wastebasket.
Just remember, I warned you . . .
What do you get when you combine GPS with PMS???
A crazy bitch who will find you!
Have a marvelous Monday!
For more cartoons by John Bell . . . The Bell Curve Cartoons.
Heh. ))
Now that’s funny 😀
bwahaha, very funny!
Very funny 🙂
Glad you enjoyed! Life improves with laughter!
Gee I’m past the Post Menstral Syndrome, and I don’t know what GPS is.
Hope that’s something to laugh about!
GPS = Global Positioning System (like On*Star)
I have one at least as good aS that (if not a little better?):
Q: How many women with PMS does take to change a light bulb?
A & Q: I don’t know…how many?
A: Four . . . . . . . . . .BECAUSE I SAID SO!!!!!!!!!!!
Ha!
BTW, it occurred to me one day that maybe the reason non-PC jokes are considered so terrible by so many is that maybe SOME of them (not all) cut a bit too close to the bone for comfort! 😀
True . . . the idea of PMS and GPS together probably makes men a bit nervous. : D
Like I really don’t speak the language. Oh well. Sigh, sigh. At least I know I’m not politically correct…….
Maybe you’re just having an off day. : )
hahaha! Very funny!
And the cartoon is so cute!
Thank you Nancy!
You’re welcome! Glad you got a kick out it! : )