The Thin Veneer of Southern Charm April 30, 2014Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke, People, Politics.
Tags: Humor, Joke, People, Politics, South Carolina
He was fixin’ to jump.
She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, “Please don’t jump! Think of your dear mother and father.”
“My mom and dad are both dead, I’m going to jump.”
“Well, think of your sweet wife and precious children.”
“I’m not married, and I don’t have any kids.”
“Well, then, just sing Dixie.”
“Well, bless your heart, you just go ahead and jump, you little Yankee bastard, you’re holding up traffic!”
Aah . . . that’s better!
(E-mail from unknown author sent by Joe M.)