The Night Light January 18, 2013Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke, Spirituality & Faith, Synchronicity & Mystery.
Tags: Humor, Joke, Mystery, Spirituality, Synchronicity
All of his tests come back with normal results.
After reviewing the results, the doctor says, “George, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?”
George nods, “God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, He’s fixed it so *poof!* the light goes on. When I’m done, *poof!* The light goes off.”
“That’s incredible, George.”
Later in the day, the doctor calls George’s wife, ”Ethel, George is doing fine, but I wanted to talk with you about his, um, nocturnal emissions.”
Ethel frowns into the phone, “What about them?”
“George says that, when he gets up during the night to pee, the light in the bathroom goes on. And, when he’s done, the light goes off. Is that true?”
Source: e-mail from unknown author (sent by Joe M.)
Aah . . . that’s better!