The Night Light January 18, 2013
Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke, Spirituality & Faith, Synchronicity & Mystery.Tags: Humor, Joke, Mystery, Spirituality, Synchronicity
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A 90-year-old man goes for a physical.
All of his tests come back with normal results.
After reviewing the results, the doctor says, “George, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?”
George nods, “God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, He’s fixed it so *poof!* the light goes on. When I’m done, *poof!* The light goes off.”
“That’s incredible, George.”
Later in the day, the doctor calls George’s wife, ”Ethel, George is doing fine, but I wanted to talk with you about his, um, nocturnal emissions.”
Ethel frowns into the phone, “What about them?”
“George says that, when he gets up during the night to pee, the light in the bathroom goes on. And, when he’s done, the light goes off. Is that true?”
“Oh, good Lord,” exclaims Ethel. “He’s peeing in the refrigerator again!”
Source: e-mail from unknown author (sent by Joe M.)
Aah . . . that’s better!
Excellent – I love it. It’s also answered my problem.
Hmm . . . what’s the problem? An odious odor in the icebox?
Lol – so good.
Glad you enjoyed . . . and thanks for inspiring my latest post.
Funny, Nancy. I love ones that make me think, and the answer is so simple but hilarious
Especially when I can see the scenario playing out in real time.
Yay! It garnered a smile.
I love it! I’m reposting.
Cool! It’s great to share things that tickle our funny bones.
Reblogged this on Resident Alien — Being Dutch in America and commented:
From a blog I follow.
*urkk*
Well said.
Ew…but HAHAHAHA! I
Exactly. I’m glad he’s not a guest in my home.
Wow, I didn’t see that one coming…
The best jokes catch us unawares.